The true story of Snow White
Prince Charming wasn't a prince to start with. He was an accident caused by two young lovers. Not wanting to be accused of adultery, the abandoned him in the woods near a cave of wolves hoping not to be charged with adultery. Luckily, a kindly enchantress named Mildred rescued the boy and brainwashed the kingdom into thinking he was the prince. For a while, things were fine...till he got hmself in a screw up.
"you told your cousin Frederick what?!" Mildred gasped.
"I was embarssed okay." Charming said. "you know that bedtime story you made up for me...the one about the princess who eats the poisoned apple?"
"Snow White?" Mildred asked.
"Yeah.." he said. "I..kind of told him that she was my wife and I was the one who saved her from the eternal sleep. I thought he'd like me more. But now he's coming to see me tomorrow, and he's bringing the Grimm Brothers with him to do an interview! I'll be disgraced for sure if they find out I lied!"
"I can't keep using my